Across lands in my
head, something happy to pass the
time until I become dissatisfied
once again,
maybe taking pity on
my warrior, pixels wearing animosity.
Role-playing is best kept to
the bedroom, not onscreen
for your roommate to stumble
upon,
judge you for.
Might as well leave the porn playing.
I can't get past level 20,
but there's so much to do. Already
killed the dragon...
can I get laid for that?